Here is an old imagination.... but renewed now..
What will happens if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS !!!
There's tremendous improvement in the economy of India. India's exports increase, imports decrease.
India becomes a super power as Economy is Power.
That is this.
Yes. From today on,
"ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS"
Imagine... from then, this may happen...
SCENE 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York, US
Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India.
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Ramanthapur, Hyderabad.
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). Sexy yaar. This guy enjoys life man...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much a TVS 50 costs? Nearly 200K. Say it in
dollars...
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco, California, US
s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected
anytime. Soon I will fly to India
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Madhapur.
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Madhapur. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in Hyderabad.
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
California. You’ll love the weather yaar. One of my
friends is in Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the
ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning
Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting
edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the
GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can
get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing
software for the space shuttle remote control.I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my Hotmail id. You can send
your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York, US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America
only. He is doing his Ph.D in Miyapur College and he's coming here for a
month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MEB
(Miyapur Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Miyapur itself... I'm
also planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...
SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Nizam
College in Hyd with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field
yaar...
All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
S/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that
amount I can buy a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!
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